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non-interview with an 8 month old

8 December, 2016
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I tried to interview the Little Dude

He declined comment.

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The time has been flying by a lot quicker with this one.  In a few minutes, it’ll be 11:31PM, and Little Dude will be exactly 8 months old.

In his time so far, he’s grown a lot, developed some preferences, and acquired some skills.

He’s 29″ tall.

He weighs 20 lbs.

He has four teeth.

He does a fantastic pterodactyl impersonation.

He laughs at Pony Monkey’s antics and follows her around like a little puppy.

He can crawl, scoot, and pull himself into a standing position.  And as of last weekend, he can sit up now too.  He’s also starting to cruise around on furniture.

He can fill a shot glass with drool in 2.3 seconds.

He loves scrambled eggs, oranges, and hummus.

He doesn’t like the cold wind or being more than a few feet away from me.

And he’s pretty much the sweetest Little Dude that I’ve ever met.

 

reminisce, reminisce, reminisce

8 December, 2016

Yesterday morning, Pony Monkey and I were sitting on the daybed chatting about the night her brother was born.  While she definitely remembered him being born, her ability to recall certain details has diminished to the point where I was sincerely shocked.  Just a few months ago, she was able to rattle off so many little details about his birth. Some were still there, but others she had no idea on, even after I asked her pretty pointedly if she remembered this or that.

Maybe the events of that night weren’t as impactful, and therefore as memorable, to her as they were to me.  Maybe her brain is just so busy developing that this memory slipped away. Either way, thinking about this led me to staying up past my bedtime to reread articles on brain development and memory.

An August 2016 article from Newsweek entitled “Childhood Amnesia: Understanding the Symptoms and the Causes” in particular caught my attention.  Looking at differences in memory between children and adults is interesting enough on its own, but considering that I have two young children and can help to shape the way they remember things? Fascinating!

Some days, especially lately, I spend every waking moment with my kids.

Other days, I stay up later than I should just so I can enjoy being alone with my thoughts, peppered by the periodic wake-ups of a Little Dude who isn’t so keen on sleeping alone.

Either way, it’s safe to assume that I get at least 12-14 hours a day in the company of my imps. And in that time, much conversation is had.

I love learning new things, especially on subjects that are dear to me.  I’m happier still when, in the course of learning, I’m awarded some sort of parenting gold star.  I can’t remember how or when Pony Monkey started asking for me to tell her stories, but it is definitely part of our regular routine now.  And per this article, the act of reminiscing together aids in memory retention in children (and, I’d imagine, adults as well).

I’ll be sure to put that one on my star chart.

interview with a three year old

19 September, 2016

I blinked, and suddenly, I have a three year old.

She was feeling more cooperative than usual this morning and agreed to an interview:

  1. What is your name? “Faraday”
  2. How old are you? “two, almost three, then I’ll be four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.. Shazia used to be ten.”
  3. When is your birthday? “September 20th”
  4. How old is Mama? “twenty-two”
  5. How old is Bu? “two-twenty, no he’s four-twenty”
  6. What is your favorite color? “vermilion! Are you writing ‘Faraday likes vermilion birthdays?’ why?”
  7. What is your favorite food? “Do you mean ‘vermilion foods?’ I love vermilion foods!”
  8. Who is your best friend? “Mookie Cat and Ninja Cat”
  9. What’s your favorite TV show? “Dora!”
  10. What is your favorite movie? “Hoppy Star” (never heard of this)
  11. What’s your favorite song? “Rubber dub my mum” (never heard of this either)
  12. What is your favorite animal? “a kitty!”
  13. What are you scared of? “monsters”
  14. What makes you happy? “giving Bu presents at his tea party”
  15. Where is your favorite place to go? “the children’s museum”
  16. What do you want to be when you grow up? “I want to be a doctor.”
  17. What is Mama’s favorite thing to do? “Putting the sheets on the bed if they’re not dirty” (yeah, I live for this activity, really..)
  18. What does love mean? “I love somebody.”
  19. Who do you think is going to win in November’s election? “I am because I’m really fast!”
  20. What is one skill you’d like to acquire in the next year? “pogo stick”

this weekend’s moment in which I leveled up

21 August, 2016

Yesterday afternoon, I leveled up as a mother.  But being that I was so caught up in mothering, I failed to notice my powers growing, building, and.. well, leveling up until after the fact. I feel like a lot of being a mom is like that – you need to be strong, creative, and able to adapt to whatever gets thrown at you, literally or figuratively, and it isn’t until you take a few steps back that you realize everything it is that you’re doing.

Right now, we’re spending a long weekend on the eastern shore of Lake Michigan.  Our plan? The beach.  Today’s weather? Stormy – lots of rain, fierce winds, and even a couple of tornadoes not far from here.

What do you do when your beach vacation gets rained out?  Head to the local cinema, of course! My sister-in-law was surprised that I wanted to go see a movie with a four month old and an almost three year old, but hey, what’s the worst that could happen? Live dangerously.

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A week or so ago, Pony Monkey decided that diapers are better suited to babies and now prefers to do her business on a potty or toilet.  Did she need to use the bathroom right before we left for our movie?  No.  Of course not.

We got our tickets, got our popcorn, selected seats strategically located nearest the exit, and settled in to enjoy our show.  Little Dude was amazed by the big screen, as well as the new sounds and smells.  Shortly after the movie started though, he fell asleep.

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And at that moment, Pony Monkey whisper-shouted, as only toddlers seem to do, that she needed to pee.

Did I attempt to pass off a sleeping babe and risk waking him up, crying no doubt, as my toddler wets herself? No, I mom’d up.

To the bathroom we three went, sleeping baby slung over my shoulder.  Pony Monkey peered into each stall, noting that there were only big toilets and no little potties like back home.

“Mama, help me.  I need to pee.”  An accident wouldn’t have been the end of the world, but we’d all prefer to avoid it.  The sense of urgency kicked up a notch or two.

Donkey Mama dressed Pony Monkey in jeans and a onesie (i.e., snaps at the crotch); both items require adult disassembly. No worries.  Shift the weight of the sleeping baby.  Use free hand to tug jeans down.  Slide fingernails in between each side of the snaps in the onesie, thereby opening the shirt.  Tug down undergarments.  Instruct toddler to hug her mama around the neck and hang on.  Lift toddler and position her on toilet seat such that neither pee sprays out nor bum falls in.  Warn toddler that if she lefts go, the result may be unpleasant.  Wipe.  Dress. Herd toddler out of stall.  Angle baby away from toilet. Flush. Wash hands. Praise the air dryer for not being one of the loud ones.  Exit bathroom, baby asleep, both toddler and mama beaming for all that we’ve accomplished.

Over the course of the last almost three years, I’ve had a handful of moments where I’ve felt like I’d bitten off more than I could chew.  I’m happy to say though that I’ve had a far greater number of moments where I’ve felt like I’ve got this. Now if only I could figure out how to keep up with everything else..

unveiling a new human

8 May, 2016

We’ve been keeping busy this year, and I’ve not been posting as much as I had hoped I would be.  A few big projects have been in the works, and now, a month out, I’m ready to unveil one of them – a new human.

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Hello, Little Dude.

Introducing Little Dude Karim, born 8 April 2016 at 23:31. Pony Monkey says we should keep him.

His interests include nursing, sleeping, and staring at the sky, and today, on Mother’s Day, he is one month old.

Pony Monkey, time traveler

11 March, 2016

For weeks now, I’ve suspected that something is not quite as it seems with our Pony Monkey.

Like many toddlers, I imagine, she enjoys listening to us tell her stories.  And one story in particular, she likes to have told over and over and over again.  The more I tell her the story of “when Ninja got hurt,” the more she inserts herself into the story, filling in details and explaining why she opted to ride on a small camel instead of a big camel, or what she was doing when my friend and I left to get our grand taxi out to the edge of the desert.  Keep in mind that we lived in Morocco from 2010-2011 and Pony Monkey was born in 2013.

Last night, my suspicions were confirmed when she started talking about wormholes and how they’re best used.  I’ll add that to the list of things I hadn’t anticipated encountering when I became a parent.

interview with a Pony Monkey (28 months)

25 January, 2016

One of my favorite memories of childhood centered around reading a book we created as a class when I was in first grade.  My teacher had each student write cooking instructions on how to cook a turkey, and then the collection of student work was compiled into a book that was gifted to parents at some point during the school year.

I remember being 10 or 11 years old and reading over what my classmates had written with regards to Thanksgiving day kitchen preparation.  It was, as one might imagine, pretty humorous to see what most 6 or 7 year olds know about cooking.  I’m hoping that we unearth the book at some point while going through boxes after we move.

In the meantime though, I thought it’d be nice to start conducting interviews with the Pony Monkey as I’m sure that I’ll enjoy reading them years from now, and she may get a kick out of it too.

I’m also curious to see how her language will continue to develop, and would love to have some sort of written record; I wish I would have documented more  of her language acquisition as she has grown because I have some serious gaps in my memory.  Like I had mentioned yesterday, I have a good idea as to where she was with vocabulary at 17 months of age, and I’m pretty sure that at that point, she was communicating in single sound or word chunks.  She has since progressed to using complete sentences with noticeable changes in intonation that typically help listeners differentiate between questions, statements, and commands.  I also recall her having a huge jump in vocabulary from 20 months to 21 months, and she may have started using phrases and shorter sentences around then too.

Anyway, Pony Monkey and I were talking earlier, using a list of questions that a friend of mine had posted.  She didn’t have much to say, but here are her responses:

Q: What is something that I often say to you?

A: Love you.

Q: What makes me happy?

A: Tea.

Q: What makes me angry?

A: This.  (Held up a stuffed toy leek)  Your lunch makes you angry.

Q: How do I make you laugh?

A: Doing “hahahahaha.”

Q: What was I like as a child?

A: Playing with these. (Held up some of her Touch and Feel Picture Cards)

Q: How old am I?

A: 3 age.

Q: How tall am I?

A: 3 pounds tall.

Q: What is my favorite thing to do?

A: Eat pizza.

Q: What do I do when you’re not around?

A: Play.

Q: What am I really good at doing?

A: Doing eating.

Q: What am I not very good at doing?

A: Doing that.  (Pointed to pile of toys on the floor)

Q: What do I do for a job?

A: Doing that.  (Pointed to the holiday cards we received that are displayed on the living room wall)

Q: What kind of job do you want to have when you’re grown up?

A: Uhh, no.  No.  I got it.  Clown. That clown one.

Q: What is my favorite food?

A: Tomatoes.

Q: What do you enjoy doing with me?

A: Play.

Q: What is my name?

A: Tracy, no Karim.  Karim Mama. Write Mama.

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